You’re the emergency contact for people who have actual families. Weird flex, but okay. Let me guess. You’re reading this while simultaneously answering seventeen text messages, mentally cataloging which friend needs what kind of support, and wondering why your brain decided that 2 AM was the perfect time to reorganize your entire approach to human relationships. Welcome to the club nobody asked to join: Neurodivergent Emotional Switzerland. Population: you, and a handful of other beautiful disasters who somehow became the friend equivalent of emotional duct tape. A dear friend of mine calls us Emotional Support Humans. 1. You Remember Everything (Except Your Own Needs) Your brain is like a chaotic…